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submitted 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) by thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world

Not it.

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[-] the_fuckler@nord.pub 2 points 2 hours ago

Not me, I was fast as fuck boah!

[-] Bubbaonthebeach@lemmy.ca 7 points 6 hours ago

Nah. Being It always ended when the game ended and a new It was picked at the start of the next game whenever that was.

[-] Danarchy 16 points 8 hours ago

I have collected 19 its so far after being tagged and refusing to relinquish the power & at this point im not sure many could survive a 19x strength tag

[-] heartSagan5@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 hours ago

Oof, “tag 19x” lol eek

[-] daychilde@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Hey, if tag works like homeopathy, they are gaining superhuman strength here!

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 7 hours ago

Can't tell if you sound like a fun hang, insufferable, or both 😄

[-] Doom@lemmy.world 23 points 10 hours ago

Oh we realize. We are waiting. Poised for the moment you least expect to strike and pass on the dreaded curse of it.

Any day now.

[-] SippyCup@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

Brother you need to pass on the curse? I know a guy who will take it from you, no questions asked. Very minimal fee.

[-] Akasazh@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

Did... Did they lose the game?

[-] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

They most definitely lost the game. I bet they're breathing so much right now.

[-] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 36 points 11 hours ago

Sounds like something that would happen in an Adam Sandler movie.

He's walking down the street in NYC, and some guy runs up behind him and slaps him on the back, yells, "You're it!" and runs off.

[-] foggy@lemmy.world 33 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

"oh shit! I think that was Davey Roberts! We used to hang out on the playground back at PS 119 back when we were kids. I wonder what the hell that was about..."

Cut to Facebook search for Davey roberts

cut to messenger live conversation

"Davey!! Long time no see buddy! How you been?!"

...

"your it" (misspelled, no punctuation)

Sandlers character gets a notification indicating he's been invited to a Facebook group

sees group name

"PS 119 Tag Never Ended"

This winter...

cut to playground stock footage

Adam sandler is...

fast cuts of adults sprinting down alleys

"Still It"

Rated PG-13

Coming to theaters December 23rd

[-] chahn.chris@piefed.social 5 points 9 hours ago

This is an snl thing waiting to happen

[-] Thassodar@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 hours ago

Give this premise to Musk and he'll swear his AI can make it a movie in a week!

[-] ech@lemmy.ca 8 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)
[-] mastertigurius@lemmy.world 7 points 11 hours ago

And the tags get exponentially more forceful as they chase each other down the street, through the park, across a university campus, over the basketball course, until it devolves into a full-on fistfight in the girls locker room ending with Adam Sandler delivering an overly dramatic tearful confession about how he actually cheated at tag that time in school because he was jealous that his friend spent more time with cute Amy, because he missed his friend so much. That means his friend was actually the one who was "it", so they chase each other again.

[-] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 7 points 9 hours ago

I had the cheese touch for 17 years.

[-] gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 11 hours ago

This is kind of like the movie Tag.

[-] Amuro_eat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 11 hours ago

I think “it” resolves when the game ends

[-] diphthong@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

But the bell rang!

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago

The turtle won't help.

[-] lime@feddit.nu 3 points 11 hours ago

what's worse? not knowing, or knowing?

[-] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

Yeah well any of you guys who haven't thought about The Game in awhile, you just lost

[-] JustPlainDave@lemmy.zip 2 points 10 hours ago

It's probably me. I never was fast enough for tag. I was great at hide and seek though.

[-] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 points 11 hours ago

I'm totally it

[-] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 1 points 11 hours ago
[-] thisbenzingring@lemmy.today 1 points 11 hours ago

So that means they never touched anyone in all that time? Highly unlikely.

this post was submitted on 16 Sep 2026
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