You are a champion LUNG-O player!
I dabble in the sport — a few years back I remember going through about a week of heavy wildfire smoke and my brand new furnace filter looked like a 6th grade health class model smokers lung. The sun/moon were blood red & I thought shit no wonder all the end times prophecies mention the moon turnt to blood.. that’s just an easy prediction because all the shits on fire
Ah the old n+1 guns gambit
Everyone’s wrong sometimes that’s just the stale croutons in this human ceasar salad they call “life”. It takes a special kind of grit to be such a massive dog-rocket when your wrong tho
Dang 224 is pretty high up there! Not many people can score that high — keep it up!
Snapple sat on a throne of lies (the throne was also a lie)
Average people on the other hand are just getting more and more average
Nursing a baby ofc
I always liked “east jabip” and “east jahunga” (sometimes jahunga road or Jahungaville)
Dogpatch is an interesting one bc I’ve heard it used to mean “middle of nowhere” and also “where poor people/hillbillies live”. It’s got history too since Lil Abner comics were set in Dogpatch, and there’s a San Francisco neighborhood of that name.
Thou shalt not chuck a rape baby off your boat in front of it’s underaged mother
Don’t overdo it or Monday will feel like double-monday
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I’m all for huffing my own farts but this is next level