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The FBI Doubles Down on Easing ‘Bestiality’ Hiring Standards
(www.wired.com)
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this post was submitted on 17 Sep 2026
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What’s really funny here is that they could have said something like “we condensed the questions using screening questions. Instead of asking about specific, uncommon, convictions we ask if they’ve been convicted of anything. This is to make the process more efficient.”
Or whatever.
But now, no one is going to believe that’s why, and everyone’s going to believe cash got shagged by a horny goat.
Only people with learning disabilities will think that.
That wouldn’t have been as useful as a distraction from the Epstein files and/or various looting and power grabs going on.