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[-] queerlilhayseed@piefed.blahaj.zone 46 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Haha I started trying to format the text so that it was technically a valid ed25519 key, then it became too much work for a silly joke so I settled for filtering/replacing all the invalid chars and slapping the == padding at the end. Needs more AAAAAA strings to really sell it, I think, but I'm glad it turned out well enough to merit a second glance lol.

Edit: I swapped all instances of fuck|fucker|fucking with As, I think it's an improvement.

[-] Magnum@infosec.pub 17 points 2 days ago

It is very good - I will steal it.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 18 points 2 days ago

Now reverse engineer a matching public key.

What do you mean "reverse engineer"? From man ssh-keygen:

       -y      This option will read a private OpenSSH format file and print an OpenSSH public key to stdout.
[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

Post the output when you run that on the key that was posted.

[-] TwilightKiddy@scribe.disroot.org 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

That's not a valid key. OpenSSH keys are not arbitrary bytes, they contain at least the type of the certificate used and a hostname.

The fact that this is not a valid key does not mean you need to reverse engineer public keys. By design you can just get a public key with a private one.

Someone help I'm being hacked!

[-] Trampampoline@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago

NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW

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