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Cat! My cat is named Cat! The exclamation mark is part of the name.
I set all my SSH private keys to privilege 745 with random numbers modified, maximum accessibility
My public key:
I normally just skip keygen
it's such a hassle
besides, it means I can connect from anywhere
no one checks the ssh port on prod anyway
Your comment startled me even though I knew that it was a joke.
Are you my former boss?
-----BEGIN OPENSSH PRIVATE KEY-----
WhattheAAAAdidyoujustAAAAAAAsayaboutmeyoulittlebitch+IllhaveyouknowIg
raduatedtopofmyclassintheNavySealsandIvebeeninvolvedinnumeroussecretr
aidsonAl+QuaedaandIhaveover300confirmedkillsIamtrainedingorillawarfar
eandImthetopsniperintheentireUSarmedforcesYouarenothingtomebutjustano
thertargetIwillwipeyoutheAAAAoutwithprecisionthelikesofwhichhasneverb
eenseenbeforeonthisEarthmarkmyAAAAAAAwordsYouthinkyoucangetawaywithsa
yingthatshittomeovertheInternet+ThinkagainAAAAAAAswespeakIamcontactin
gmysecretnetworkofspiesacrosstheUSAandyourIPisbeingtracedrightnowsoyo
ubetterprepareforthestormmaggotThestormthatwipesoutthepatheticlittlet
hingyoucallyourlifeYoureAAAAAAAdeadkidIcanbeanywhereanytimeandIcankil
lyouinoversevenhundredwaysandthatsjustwithmybarehandsNotonlyamIextens
ivelytrainedinunarmedcombatbutIhaveaccesstotheentirearsenaloftheUnite
dStatesAAAAAACorpsandIwilluseittoitsfullextenttowipeyourmiserableasso
ffthefaceofthecontinentyoulittleshitIfonlyyoucouldhaveknownwhatunholy
retributionyourlittle/clever/commentwasabouttobringdownuponyoumaybeyo
uwouldhaveheldyourAAAAAAAtongueButyoucouldntyoudidntandnowyourepaying
thepriceyougoddamnidiotIwillshitfuryalloveryouandyouwilldrowninitYour
eAAAAAAAdeadkiddo==
-----END OPENSSH PRIVATE KEY-----
EDIT: almost forgot to sign it!
Love,
/u/queerlilhayseed
hehe you have the word ass in your private key, what are the odds
I insert swears into all my ssh keys so they get censored out by profanity filters. Good luck hacking me now, squares 😎🏍️🛹
You should put in some Disney lyrics so they issue a takedown request if it leaks.
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-----BEGIN OPENSSH PRIVATE KEY-----
b3BlbnNzaC1rZXktdjEAAAAABG5vbmUAAAAEbm9uZQAAAAAAAAABAAAAMwAAAAtzc2gtZW
QyNTUxOQAAACC6BPuFW94rFl033+m7MHTouxkIdEXsilx+sI6Z6Iul7AAAAJAHHAUZBxwF
GQAAAAtzc2gtZWQyNTUxOQAAACC6BPuFW94rFl033+m7MHTouxkIdEXsilx+sI6Z6Iul7A
AAAEAHVmMS+9A6uhD6r6iUAxubrNuS2lx4CPayJ2B4hL8HNroE+4Vb3isWXTff6bswdOi7
GQh0ReyKXH6wjpnoi6XsAAAACHdhbGRvQGhlAQIDBAU=
-----END OPENSSH PRIVATE KEY-----
***
PUBLIC KEY BELOW
***
ssh-ed25519 AAAAC3NzaC1lZDI1NTE5AAAAILoE+4Vb3isWXTff6bswdOi7GQh0ReyKXH6wjpnoi6Xs
What a coincidence! That's my cat's name.
I just call her whspsps instead
One developer in the whole channel who actually read the requirements smh.
first name: your ssh public key
last name: your ssh private key
I think not.
Bit of a mouthful to say, but I'll go with it.
let's push some files to your github
I'm pretty sure this name is to long form my vets office database.
Maybe just shorten to b3B'); drop table animals; ?
Is it bad that this bothers me purely because the public key can be derived from the private key, so providing both is unnecessary?
I don't geht it. Can you explain it with your key as an example?
Can you give me your private key so I can understand it better?
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Should be private ssh key and public ip address. public key can be derived if necessary and it does you no good to have a key to an unknown door
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id_rsa id_rsa.pub
🤔 I do believe this is backwards, or you're Japanese
I’m dislexic. My friends call me Dislexica
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hunter2
Obligatory *******
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Public key: b26Stop543looking957at140me8339when8709Im10114naked73856 Private Key: Oh SnAp!
All I see is ********
Hunter2
You seem to be missing a "***".
Please mark your territory by posting the hosts you have visited with your favorite cat name.
public: fake
private: gay
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Public: Ssssssshhhh!
Private: Sssssshhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
I like to update mine based on the season. Right now it's Freddy: JSON
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