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Hand soap recalled for potential contamination of antibiotic-resistant bacteria (www.ksnblocal4.com)

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Six hand soaps distributed across 15 states have been recalled over possible bacterial contamination. See the brands, lot codes and affected products.

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[-] D_C@sh.itjust.works 3 points 8 hours ago

A stable genius once suggested (in a stable and genius-like manner) to inject bleach...

So, and hear me out here, instead of using soap to wash the outside why don't you guys just inject bleach to wash from the inside out?
Genius move, or what? {taps head}

[-] Zier@fedia.io 3 points 4 hours ago

And if the bleach does does not work, you can always shine a very, very bright light up your bum to disinfect things. People are sayin', lots of people, very good people, the bEST people.

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