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“Why would you even get into bestiality?” he asked. “We’re not into bestiality,” said Patel.

In a further exchange, Patel explained to Senator John Kennedy, the Louisiana Republican, that previously, regulations had barred anyone who engaged in bestiality “on either side of it.”

“Either side of what, the bestiality?” asked Kennedy. “So you disqualified the animal?”

“We have great canines, but we’re not going to disqualify them,” said Patel.

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[-] Zomg@piefed.world 14 points 2 days ago

The applicant pool is so narrow we had to consider this limitation. It's sad applicants may have been forced to perform those acts either way though.

[-] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 day ago

Because they’re only accepting applications from creeps they know.

[-] uberdroog@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

I deleted this part of my post...I can't help but think this is one guy who wasn't ever part of trafficking.

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