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The FBI Doubles Down on Easing ‘Bestiality’ Hiring Standards (www.wired.com)

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“Why would you even get into bestiality?” he asked. “We’re not into bestiality,” said Patel.

In a further exchange, Patel explained to Senator John Kennedy, the Louisiana Republican, that previously, regulations had barred anyone who engaged in bestiality “on either side of it.”

“Either side of what, the bestiality?” asked Kennedy. “So you disqualified the animal?”

“We have great canines, but we’re not going to disqualify them,” said Patel.

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[-] yakko@feddit.uk 5 points 1 day ago

Very coy, good job. That would go over great on tiktok, but this is lemmy. You can just talk about attacking cops if you want, you get more points that way too :D

[-] brem@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I attack with words, not fists or bullets.

[-] yakko@feddit.uk 3 points 1 day ago

Yet refuse to say what you mean, something's clearly being lost in translation. Could you just sock it to me?

[-] reptar@lemmy.world 1 points 18 hours ago

A hint:

Dot is cute and Yakko yaks. Wakko packs away the snacks While Bill Clinton plays the sax

[-] yakko@feddit.uk 1 points 17 hours ago

I know the lyrics, but contextually here my question was what he expects to happen if the bureau is used for election interference. So it's coming across very much a non-sequitur to me

[-] reptar@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

So it's coming across very much a non-sequitur to me

I think that's all it was

[-] yakko@feddit.uk 2 points 3 hours ago

People would do that...? Just, vaguely pretend to have a point? On the internet?

I think I need to sit down.

[-] mangaskahn@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Brem: I'm a psych major! Words are my weapons!

FBI Agent: I'm a FBI Agent. Weapons are my weapons.

[-] brem@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Brem: now there's TWO of us!

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