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The FBI Doubles Down on Easing ‘Bestiality’ Hiring Standards (www.wired.com)

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“Why would you even get into bestiality?” he asked. “We’re not into bestiality,” said Patel.

In a further exchange, Patel explained to Senator John Kennedy, the Louisiana Republican, that previously, regulations had barred anyone who engaged in bestiality “on either side of it.”

“Either side of what, the bestiality?” asked Kennedy. “So you disqualified the animal?”

“We have great canines, but we’re not going to disqualify them,” said Patel.

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[-] brem@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago

I attack with words, not fists or bullets.

[-] yakko@feddit.uk 3 points 10 hours ago

Yet refuse to say what you mean, something's clearly being lost in translation. Could you just sock it to me?

[-] mangaskahn@lemmy.world 5 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

Brem: I'm a psych major! Words are my weapons!

FBI Agent: I'm a FBI Agent. Weapons are my weapons.

[-] brem@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

Brem: now there's TWO of us!

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