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The FBI Doubles Down on Easing ‘Bestiality’ Hiring Standards (www.wired.com)
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“Why would you even get into bestiality?” he asked. “We’re not into bestiality,” said Patel.

In a further exchange, Patel explained to Senator John Kennedy, the Louisiana Republican, that previously, regulations had barred anyone who engaged in bestiality “on either side of it.”

“Either side of what, the bestiality?” asked Kennedy. “So you disqualified the animal?”

“We have great canines, but we’re not going to disqualify them,” said Patel.

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[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 15 points 9 hours ago

Space Ghost: "So how was it working with Lassie?"

Triumph the Insult Dog: "If by worked with you mean 'banged up the ass,' it was great."

SG: "Whoa. You can say that on TV? Huh, well I, too, once banged a dog up the a-"

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SG: "Well how was I supposed to know I couldn't say it?!"

[-] brem@lemmy.world 8 points 9 hours ago

... Moltar appears on-screen

"I thought I recognized you! We both were foced to hench for an obscure Canadian comedy group in 1997! How's it meltin', yo?"

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