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The FBI Doubles Down on Easing ‘Bestiality’ Hiring Standards
(www.wired.com)
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this post was submitted on 17 Sep 2026
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I feel like the framing of whether they are victims or not is kinda irrelevant. I just don’t want people who won’t say no to fucking animals just to get into a frat to have any kind of authority.
You know what, I particularly don't want people who are willing to admit to fucking an animal during a job interview to work.
Not just at the FBI, kinda anywhere.
But if they're not busy working they might be busy fucking animals.
Like how I don't mind when trump plays a shit load of ~~good~~ golf.
Personally I could put them to work. My definition of work is quite liberal and can definitely fall under a human rights violation at its most sadistic.
Golf right? Bad golf at that. Bummer of a typo.
My swipe keyboard failed me yet again.
I swear my pixel 9 has a bad digitizer.