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[-] applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 41 points 5 days ago

they do artificial insemination of cows and horses by putting on a big glove condom, holding the end of a long tube with a syringe full of semen, sticking their arm in the animals vagina, and squirting the semen in there. im not sure why they need to stick their arm in there. i feel like they could come up with a less... tactile method. maybe some kind of a tool that doesnt involve getting shoulder deep in an ungulates pussy...

[-] usernamesAreTricky@lemmy.ml 35 points 5 days ago

This an industry that does not really care all that much about workers or farm animals. If it "works", there's little incentives for the industry to switch

[-] cheat700000007@lemmy.world 16 points 4 days ago

They have to extract the semen in the first place too

[-] QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

The hardest part is jacking off the bull to completion with both hands

[-] killingspark@feddit.org 2 points 3 days ago

I forgot how exactly the relevant silicon valley reference goes and I'm not googling it. Just imagine I did a clever reference about jacking off as many dicks as possible as efficiently as possible

You suggesting they go to town on a cow with a bad dragon?

[-] BoosBeau@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

I kept offering to do the job up until the restraining order

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