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Australian athlete apologizes for racing with diarrhea, forfeits the Beijing competition she won (www.cbc.ca)

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[-] celeste@kbin.earth 65 points 2 days ago

You know what? I'm going to give myself a little treat today and not read this article!

[-] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 day ago

It's guaranteed to be a shit article.

[-] Aneb@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I'm sure she didn't want to shit herself, so she's goof.

Edit I meant good, but goof works too

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