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[-] porcelainpitcher@lemmy.today 21 points 6 hours ago

They either play an instrument or believe they possess magical abilities with ejaculate

[-] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 1 points 44 minutes ago

You're a jizzard, Harry

[-] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 6 points 3 hours ago

Or both. They're the single overlap between jazz and jizz, outstanding at both. Like the human talent equivalent of 40 degree weather.

[-] pdxfed@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago

Sax/sex

[-] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 hours ago

Maybe they're a gay virgin in their 30's?

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