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[-] username_1@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 20 hours ago

Alternative to flamberg? I believe the wound from this sword would be very bad to heal.

[-] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 1 points 6 hours ago

Dip it in salty lemon juice beforehand

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