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[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

exhales loudly

[-] MoffKalast@lemmy.world 5 points 8 hours ago

The sword is grater than the pencil sharpener.

[-] ZDL@lazysoci.al 8 points 13 hours ago

I live a subway ride away from the greatest sword in history.

And this, indeed, is a little grater.

[-] Hazmatastic@lemmy.world 4 points 12 hours ago

Is no one else going to say Master Grater?

[-] WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 2 points 9 hours ago

Easy to learn, but a lifetime to Master (or is that "of"?).

[-] username_1@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 14 hours ago

Alternative to flamberg? I believe the wound from this sword would be very bad to heal.

[-] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 1 points 55 minutes ago

Dip it in salty lemon juice beforehand

[-] WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 4 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

Short, but thicc - just the way Mom likes it.

[-] prettybunnys@piefed.social 1 points 3 hours ago

… and serrated for her pleasure

this post was submitted on 27 Sep 2026

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