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[-] 11111one11111@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

That award goes to the dude who made the green text about how he would start jerking off and before he came would call for his heavy set mom like there was a fire and would race to the "finish line" before his mom got to his room.

I mean not exactly freud-darwin but if that award is actually an award for people who shouldnt procreate for the betterment of the species he gets my award

[-] ruuster13@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 days ago

I guess we'll just call it the 4chan award

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