Call me a prude but if you’re unable to wait until you’re not in a family group setting to look up pornography, you have a problematic relationship with pornography.
Alright, here is a story: One time a member of my family was showing me vacation pictures on their phone. Swipe, swipe, swipe - beach, hotel, restaurant etc. all very normal stuff. Then suddenly there is a picture there that was clearly intended to be seen only by that family member and their partner. Swipe on to the next picture - a normal one again. Continue on like nothing happened.
Both of us never acknowledge that. I never told that to my friends or family. I am going to take that secret to my (non-internet) grave.
Not acknowledging it was for sure the only appropriate move.
You weren't meant to see it, and I'm sure said family member is quietly grateful you pretended like you didn't.
You pulled out porn in a room crowded with family. Is there a Darwin-Freud hybrid award?
Live for the thrill, let the weak perish.
And let's just define "weak" right now to be anything less than cranking your hog to phone porn using one of those cute neck lanyard stands while simultaneously playing MGS3 on your bro's 15 year old gaming machine. king shit.
Just pointing out, if you're sitting on a couch, the couch's back rest is blocking the mirror at the level your phone is at. I guess if the room is standing just at the right distance they could see it but I find it to be likely BS.
The wall could be slanted.
The floor could be slanted too. The mirror could be slanted. OP's eyes could be slanted. So many possibilities
My conservative evangelical christian mother once borrowed my phone when I was a teen and said the >99 tabs of futanari hentai doujins I had open in my browser were
"... Expressive ..."
In that moment, my soul left my body and —to the best of my knowledge— has not returned.
She liked them.
Thanks, I'll add that to the pile of thoughts I wish I could unthink.
She even recognised some of them.
Honestly correct reaction, everyone there just kinda let it fall down a memory hole, which is what should happen when uncomfortable sex stuff happens between family members
If this were reddit, there'd be like 30 comments about how anonny made people unwilling participants in his kink and should be sentenced to death or something
I mean, if he did that on purpose that would be a dick move, but otherwise... do onto others as you would have them do to you.
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