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"I read that milk is good for your skin" she tells the milkman. "Can you bring me enough so I can take a milk bath?"

"Sure I can. Would you like it pasteurized?" He asks.

She thinks about it and says "No, just up to my shoulders"

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[-] Carrots@quokk.au 4 points 2 days ago

People want to use the past your eyes joke again and it’s too soo.

[-] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

but no one drinks past your eyes any more!

The milk is clearly below the eyes!

[-] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 day ago

Is that sprem samples?

[-] 4am@lemmy.zip 0 points 2 days ago

Harvested from fallen IDF solders

this post was submitted on 02 Oct 2026

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