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Why Is Instagram Running Ads for a "Pet Incinerator"? (futurism.com)

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One Reddit user spotted an Aliexpress ad for a "pet incinerator" on Instagram, a macabre encounter that raises plenty of questions.

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[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago

Maybe. I think it's also illegal for women to operate machinery there.

[-] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 7 points 13 hours ago

Pulling out in Texas counts as a misdemeanor abortion /s

[-] GiantChickDicks@lemmy.ml 1 points 6 hours ago

Every sperm is sacred.

[-] brax@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 hours ago

Cumming into a tissue must be an act of genocide

[-] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 1 points 12 hours ago

So, like, how long do you have to leave it in? Until she gets the curse?

[-] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago

Idk, until Jesus says its okay.

[-] moondoggie@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

I think it’s okay in Texas as long as they have a note from either their husband or father.

this post was submitted on 03 Oct 2026

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