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Why Is Instagram Running Ads for a "Pet Incinerator"?
(futurism.com)
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Well, I'm sure Texans could make use of this now that abortion is illegal
Maybe. I think it's also illegal for women to operate machinery there.
Pulling out in Texas counts as a misdemeanor abortion /s
Every sperm is sacred.
Cumming into a tissue must be an act of genocide
So, like, how long do you have to leave it in? Until she gets the curse?
Until its fully cooked through
Idk, until Jesus says its okay.
I think it’s okay in Texas as long as they have a note from either their husband or father.