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Ben Jennings | Bluesky

Alt TextComic by Ben Jennings.

Two guys standing at the pump at a Shell gas station. The guy at pump 2 holds up the gas pump nozzle to his ear and tells the guy at pump 1 “Apparently, if you hold a Shell pump to your ear you can hear the shareholders laughing at you”.

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[-] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Yeah. Instead of having buttons for different grades, they just have different pumps. Also looking back at it, one is probably diesel, and one (the green one likely) is eco fuel / ethanol

[-] then_three_more@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

Green is petrol

Black is diesel

Others are random shit like premium

[-] EmilieEasie@fedinsfw.app 15 points 1 day ago

Oh okay, here in the US green is always diesel, and the pumps wouldn't be multi-colored like that on the left, they're all solid colors.

[-] FluidBeef@quokk.au 13 points 1 day ago

Green should be cheese and onion.

[-] EmilieEasie@fedinsfw.app 5 points 1 day ago

That's a really good point 😳

[-] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 6 points 1 day ago

In Canada diesel is usually yellow

[-] EmilieEasie@fedinsfw.app 3 points 1 day ago

Omg yellow is I guess what we'd call eco fuel, usually e85, but it's not really widespread, depending on where you live you may never see e85 fuel

[-] LodeMike@lemmy.today 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

It is required for diesel vs regular but not the different grades. there will always be fuel in the hose between each pump and therefore it will always mix.

[-] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I thought I recalled Premium and Regular being on differ hoses tho. Just from my brief tenure abroad

Yeah even in the US diesel and E85 (eco fuel / ethanol) have different hoses and different larger nozzle sizes cause they can ruin an engine that doesn’t support them.

[-] LodeMike@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago

Some engines require it yes, but it's still the same fuel and mixing in a tiny bit of regular with premium is not the same as mixing a little bit of diesel with premium.

this post was submitted on 03 Oct 2026
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