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TL;DR: I created a rumor that our company was being bought out, which by sheer coincidence had implications at the CEO level.

Back in the mid-90s, the day before April Fools Day, I wrote a fake Wall Street Journal article about Toshiba buying up our company's stock, i.e. a hostile takeover. As a clue that it was fake, I made the Toshiba spokesman's name Igata Takashawa. I scribbled an illegible name on a printed copy and left it on a random manager's desk.

Within 2 hours my dept suddenly had an emergency all-hands mandatory meeting. The room was packed, and projected on the wall was my article. It was utter pandemonium in there, everyone talking at once. Because of April Fool's it was also "funny hat day". A few people had funny hats, but our manager had gone all out and was dressed like a pirate - black pants, big white shirt, red bandana and a giant gold plastic earring. He was British and strongly resembled actor Bob Hoskins - bulldog-like build, blustery attitude. When I walked in he was standing on a chair waving his arms trying to get everybody to shut up.

It seemed upper management was very disturbed by the article, and wanted whoever created it to come forward. They promised no recriminations (yeah right) and only wanted to know the reason for it. I kept my mouth shut.

A friend of mine, who worked near a bunch of managers and overheard their conversations, said their tone was like, "Why Toshiba?" and "Why now?" - as if the story might have a grain of truth.

It came out months later that by sheer coincidence our company had been working jointly with Hitachi on a top secret military project - a portable, battlefield ultrasound machine to detect plastic sharpnel, which didn't show up on x-rays. The engineers called it "the tricorder" because it resembled the one Spock used to carry. The boys at the top wondered if the article was a subtle message that the secret had leaked out, which could affect their ability to get future government contracts.

Anyway, I left that job within a few months but my friend stayed for 7 or 8 years, and he said every April Fools Day the "Toshiba incident" still came up in conversation.

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[-] kmartburrito@lemmy.world 40 points 3 days ago

Important note - many may not know this, but you can erase sharpie on a dry erase board with a dry erase marker - you just color over it and erase like normal.

I drew a massive penis on a buddy's desk white board (this was before Covid when we were in an IT office setting) in sharpie, and then finished the drawing by turning it into a cat with a similar black dry erase marker.

At some point he erased the cat, only to be left with a big hog leg he couldn't erase due to it being sharpie. He freaked out for a bit before I helped him erase it.

[-] aramis87@fedia.io 13 points 3 days ago

you can erase sharpie on a dry erase board with a dry erase marker

Hand sanitizer also works.

[-] defaultusername@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 3 days ago
[-] Ludicrous0251@piefed.zip 17 points 3 days ago

That's why I always keep an open bottle of vodka in my desk drawer, to erase sharpie from white boards.

That, and no other reason.

It's a surprisingly common problem. Which is why my bottle is half empty.

That, and no other reason.

You know what they say, alcohol is a solution.

[-] PancakesCantKillMe@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to all of life’s problems.

Homer

[-] MummifiedClient5000@feddit.dk 3 points 2 days ago

It's actually good for most workplace issues.

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