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I’d settle for any 1 out of the 3
(lemmy.nz)
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Top Text: Men only want 3 things
A screenshot of 3 achievements from Skyrim
Citizen Buy a house [image of a house with a stylized roof]
Married Get married [image of a Claddagh, a pair of hands joined by a Celtic knot hold a heart in the center]
Dragon Soul Absorb a dragon soul [image of the Skyrim dragon logo]
I must be winning, I have 2 out of 3. I'll let the reader decide which of those 3 is most plausible for me to not have.
Owning a house is impossible so congrats on getting a wife and sucking off a dragon.
Was it that you married a dragon lady, thus acquiring her soul? But she made a prenup that says you don't own her estate, therefore you are still not a citizen?
That is one possibility. With the prices of houses these days, marrying a dragon lady might be the easier option.
If you have 2 you have only half of 1 or will get 3 sucked out of you. 1, 3 is the only choice