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I’d settle for any 1 out of the 3 (lemmy.nz)
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Alt TextTop Text: Men only want 3 things

A screenshot of 3 achievements from Skyrim

Citizen Buy a house [image of a house with a stylized roof]

Married Get married [image of a Claddagh, a pair of hands joined by a Celtic knot hold a heart in the center]

Dragon Soul Absorb a dragon soul [image of the Skyrim dragon logo]

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[-] qc_butter1@infosec.pub 6 points 2 days ago

Was it that you married a dragon lady, thus acquiring her soul? But she made a prenup that says you don't own her estate, therefore you are still not a citizen?

[-] GreyEyedGhost@piefed.ca 5 points 2 days ago

That is one possibility. With the prices of houses these days, marrying a dragon lady might be the easier option.

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