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this post was submitted on 05 Oct 2026
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I’ll chip in some monies. I also have a metric ton of fucks to give, any particular place to put them? Barely used, fine quality.
Edit: LW team, you are now free to wallow in the pool of monthly donation euros I have just set up.
Quality participation with comments and/or good posts helps the community grow. Reporting rule-breaking content helps mods and admins keep the community growing as well. So monies and fucks are appreciated. er, wait, lemme rephraase that
OMG, narc.
Right here, officer. This person said "fuck" ok the Internet and memes have taught me this is NOT ok!
USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST
Y'all, everyone should donate. I was totally for real banned, and literally just unbanned myself via bribes. It turns out that if you bribe @lwadmin@lemmy.world, they'll let you say "fuck" as many times as you want on the internet!
Seriously, try it out! Make a "donation" and then see if it worked by replying with the word fuck. I think it's actually the law that the internet admins have to let you say "fuck" if you publicly bribe them.
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. See? Totally un-fucking-banned. Pic for proof.
LOL! My intended joke was that in some places, that message would appear on the item that was banned, i.e. my joke was that I was banned.
That said, I like your reply, so I'm gonna go with it. <3
Fuck, that worked! I donated and got unbanned! Now where is the how many fucks I have left to give meter located? I don't want to run out of fucks and get banned again.
Too many fucks though ruins the joy of fuck. Keep fuck special.
Thank you for your most valuable service!