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Blowjobs are overrated (leminal.space)
submitted 1 day ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) by DeepDown@leminal.space to c/unpopularopinion@lemmy.world

Yeah I said it! The sensation is mid. It's Mid! The orfice is 90% bone structure and has razors at the opening. Most people can't even open their jaw wide enough to avoid scraping you. The fascination people have with it is visual, but don't get me started on that. You know what else?

Gargle noises sound like gargling. They're less than mid! Imagine asking to hear bgbhfbfhgbbghgbhbbggbggbbgbggggggg instead of having sex. Like, bro they can't breath! That is the miniature pug of sex acts.

Blowjobs are a psyop by Big Blowjob to make you have dumber sex. 69 is alright though because at least then they moan on ur dick which does feel pretty elite. But it has a height requirement, like the rollercoaster.

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[-] pomp@lemmy.world 11 points 14 hours ago

And thanks to porn everyone thinks junk food is the best and only option

[-] jve@lemmy.world -3 points 12 hours ago

Uhh. Porn is like the Michelin Star option.

[-] pomp@lemmy.world 6 points 12 hours ago

All that gargling and mouth fucking is your Michelin Star option? I mean, whatever you're into bro. Some of us are uncut and still have sensitivity xD

[-] jve@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Guess you’re watching the wrong porn?

I can only assume the downvoters have never had a proper porno quality bj, or that they have never seen a good bj in porn, but the latter beggars belief.

If not the porn option… what the heck do you like?

Quiet in the dark?

Sure, the vast majority I’ve had are some much more tamed down version, but you better believe the best ones were messy with a bunch of eye contact.

Your explanation of “still having sensitivity” sounds like you don’t even know how a dick works.

[-] pomp@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

Haha thanks for the laugh. Sorry to hear you're cut.

[-] jve@lemmy.world 1 points 35 minutes ago

I’m not, but thanks for playing!

this post was submitted on 05 Oct 2026
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