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Ohio man jailed for texting Shrek’s penis to a state senator. Your questions about Shrexting, answered. (www.fire.org)

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[-] CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

I wonder how this person would qualify me touching my junk at the urinal. Since it involves touching an exposed penis, I suppose they would classify urinal usage as "public masturbation" and "sexual harassment" if anyone else is in the bathroom.

[-] DudleyMason@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago

Hell, according to them you're probably already a rapist for writing the word "penis" without getting consent from everyone in the thread.

[-] CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

By god, you're right! Off to the gulag with me.

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