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it's very easy to make! just boil some pasta, make all other ingredients hot and then combine them! i love beige slop. "all other ingredients" are: garlic, vegan gyros from lidl and feta cheese (any simulacrum with "greek type cheese" in the name will work too)
i sneezed on it, does this count
If you sneeze red residue you should probably go and visit a doctor.
why
Because that sounds like some blood vessels in your nose are not very good at keeping their cintent where it's supposed to be.