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submitted 20 hours ago by Gullible@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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>Mr Oppen, I'm afraid to inform you that your creation, "Japmelter 3000 Megaladon Ultrakill" has been used in...an unexpected manner.

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[-] Grimy@lemmy.world 11 points 16 hours ago

War crime camo

[-] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 2 points 15 hours ago

it works for every country who's committed war crimes and human rights violations, too

[-] BreadOven@lemmy.world 5 points 13 hours ago

No blue in the Canadian flag though. There's been a bunch of both coming from there.

[-] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 2 points 13 hours ago

I mean the netherlands.

[-] BreadOven@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago

Fair enough.

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