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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.
Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.
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- Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
- Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
- You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
- Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
- Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
- Absolutely no NSFL content.
- Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
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fun fact: People love making shit up. Digestion obviously isn't painful
Tell that to my acid reflux...that's definitely my stomach being a dick and hurting me
hey maybe it's your diet, RFKJrsBrainworm
Bro is starving to death
The ~~brainwork~~ brainworm? Yes. RFJjr? Swerves for more roadkill.
Edit: interesting autocorrect but not what I was going for.
I don't think his brain work
Meanwhile, your dick: "Hey, why am I catching strays? I would never hurt you!"
You just need strengthen your lower esohageal sphincter... it's the forgotten butthole.
I literally asked a doctor about this earlier today and they said there was no pt possible to help with this.
Sorry, it sounded funnier in my head. I didn't mean to fault you in any way. I know it can be frustrating when your body seems to work against you.
No worries friend :) i wish it were possible
It's super painful other than the absence of pain
Or some people just like making shit in general. 😄
Not if it's going as planned