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Brain signals (lemmy.nz)

Lies. I get an itchy brain all the time.

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[-] RFKJrsBrainworm@sh.itjust.works 37 points 3 days ago

Tell that to my acid reflux...that's definitely my stomach being a dick and hurting me

[-] Saber_is_dead@lemmy.world 23 points 3 days ago

hey maybe it's your diet, RFKJrsBrainworm

[-] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 20 points 3 days ago
[-] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

The ~~brainwork~~ brainworm? Yes. RFJjr? Swerves for more roadkill.

Edit: interesting autocorrect but not what I was going for.

[-] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

The brainwork

I don't think his brain work

[-] OwOarchist@pawb.social 7 points 3 days ago

that’s definitely my stomach being a dick and hurting me

Meanwhile, your dick: "Hey, why am I catching strays? I would never hurt you!"

[-] Neverclear@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 days ago

You just need strengthen your lower esohageal sphincter... it's the forgotten butthole.

[-] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 days ago

I literally asked a doctor about this earlier today and they said there was no pt possible to help with this.

[-] Neverclear@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 days ago

Sorry, it sounded funnier in my head. I didn't mean to fault you in any way. I know it can be frustrating when your body seems to work against you.

[-] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 days ago

No worries friend :) i wish it were possible

this post was submitted on 11 Oct 2026
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