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[-] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I don’t understand how fellow penis-havers can wear restrictive clothes at night. The sleep cycle gives you many erections per night. Like, if you wanna wear a cage and give someone the key if that’s what you’re into I get it but otherwise why hurt yourself like that?

[-] sockenklaus@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 days ago

Co-sleeping with your toddlers? Their tiny spider-hands are everywhere...

[-] forbiddencherry@lemmy.today 6 points 3 days ago

If your toddler's hands are giving you erections then maybe don't sleep with them?

[-] sockenklaus@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 days ago

Not sure if you're joking or serious: I didn't mean to imply that my toddler's hands are giving me erections, I was just saying that their hands being everywhere is a good enough reason to AT LEAST wear boxers... Preferably a dry suit...

[-] forbiddencherry@lemmy.today 6 points 3 days ago
[-] sockenklaus@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Phew... 😬 At least I wasn't suggesting a wet suit in my reply. ;)

How can you pass the Gandhi purity test?

[-] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 1 points 3 days ago

If you're smart, living with toddlers is a very small piece of your life. My kids are grown. If I ever have grandkids they sure as hell won't be invited into bed with my naked ass.

this post was submitted on 13 Oct 2026
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