has... has no one ever heard of pajamas? 🤯

(sssh, nobody tell this sub about onesies)

It will be 30 years in the future. The human behind Xavier would have died long ago. And that name and face will still be used...

How to tell someone has never had a woman sleep in their T-shirt as a nightie.

7 Is wicked evil

There is another

I often fall asleep fully clothed, sometimes because I'm in the van, it's winter and there's no heating.

Mostly because drugs

Looks like Xavier's making it around lemmy today, and is still watching yt ads

Nevermind 4. I have concerns about 7.

My Ex used to sleep wearing only an old shirt of mine. She's tiny, I'm huge, she wore it like a nightgown, one shoulder showing, hanging down to her knees.

And I loved her for it.

And there's my wife with the #1, but also a sweater. I don't know how she can feel that cold when she's that warm(I call her the furnace) and I can't even sleep under a blanket. Her body just wildly flings heat energy into the universe.

Missing option: onesie.

Who's the madman with just his socks on?

Secret 8th option to wear whatever you happen to be wearing at the time minus shoes, as i did for 22 years of my life

My dad went from #6 to #2 in just one easy house-fire.

Where's the 'naked except for a sombrero' option?

Goddammit! Always under-represented!

Everything besides 3 and 6 is psychopath behavior. Number 7 is straight up "maybe just a little bit of eugenics is ok" territory.

Y'all sleep with clothes on?

#7, spread eagle, in case the monster wants a lick.

I don’t understand how fellow penis-havers can wear restrictive clothes at night. The sleep cycle gives you many erections per night. Like, if you wanna wear a cage and give someone the key if that’s what you’re into I get it but otherwise why hurt yourself like that?

Kofi has clearly never had a girl sleep over at his place in nothing but one of his shirts.