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Jake likes to get tucked in at night
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this post was submitted on 14 Oct 2026
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I suggest: "my Boss"
My boss keeps shitting in my neighbor's garden.
My boss keeps scaring the neighbor's dog. Poor thing crosses the street when it sees him.
My boss ate my neighbor's canary. My boss got stuck up a tree and the fire department had to get him down.
Tomorrow I'm taking My boss to have him neutered.
On the other hand, Dick is a legit name.
"My little Dick keep puking on the floor."
While I know it is, I am constantly surprised about it being a name