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[-] Buckshot@programming.dev 121 points 2 days ago

Saw this coming when Microsoft admitted to have bought up loads of hardware they couldn't actually use yet. I'm convinced the data centre build out is to hoard all the computing capacity so we are forced to use their cloud services because our own hardware isn't capable.

If this keeps up in a couple generations every personal computing device will essentially be a thin client with everything running remotely for a subscription.

[-] KillerWhale@orcas.enjoying.yachts 53 points 2 days ago

Nothing quite like offloading all the heavy lifting to massive data centers in the cloud, only to bottleneck your $2,000 laptop because a todo-list app needed its own dedicated copy of Chrome just to render three lines of text.

[-] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 35 points 2 days ago

That sounds disgusting. I'm willing to fall back to like DDR2 and my Core 2 Duo again, if it means maintaining my digital sovereignty.

[-] AmyAye@nord.pub 14 points 2 days ago

Jokes on them, I have converted my entire workflow to be as simple as possible and I like playing retro games. I am good with using old "outdated" hardware.

Hell my laptop is 10+ years old now.

[-] HerbGrower@slrpnk.net 15 points 2 days ago

Fuck their subscriptions. I'll game locally on the thin clients if I have to. 2034, 512MB of RAM? It will fucking run Doom! Fuck it I remember running a Minecraft server with 768MB of system memory back in 2011. It worked for over 10 people.

Its going to be odd having really powerful CPUs and being limited by memory, what that leaves us able to run or not and how well it will run. Discord should be sweating, return to IRC!

[-] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 days ago

Tbh, thanks to Wirth's Law there's a lot of unoptimized code out there. With the squeeze on hardware there's incentive for developers to actually give a shit about making their software run well so they can maintain/build their userbase.

Don't get me wrong, the current hardware situation is bullshit, but there's ways to minimize its impact on consumers

[-] Witchfire@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

With the squeeze on hardware there's incentive for developers to actually give a shit about making their software run well so they can maintain/build their userbase.

That's only if companies still allowed people to hand code. Everything is cuck coded slopware nowadays

[-] Buckshot@programming.dev 5 points 2 days ago

Thanks. I didn't know that had a name.

I hate wasting resources. The service i work on processes millions of transactions a month on a $14 AWS instance with spare capacity. Did I need to do that? No. But wherever we have performance issues I like to fix it before scaling the instance up. It was on the $7 instance for a while but 1GB memory wasn't quite cutting it.

[-] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 day ago

Unused RAM is RAM wasted /s

[-] degen@midwest.social 2 points 2 days ago

Yeah but then the companies would have to pivot from using AI everywhere

[-] BestBouclettes@jlai.lu 6 points 2 days ago

That's always been the end goal. They have the capacity and the money for that now

[-] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 days ago

Except stuff do get more powerful over time, even a mobile phone is quite capable today, no need for a thin client there.

Fuck those hoarders though.

this post was submitted on 16 Oct 2026
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