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Entrapment seems about right
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this post was submitted on 16 Oct 2026
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Well, yeah. If there's an entire section for it at Walmart, it's not about you.
Speak for yourself. Iโm a vacuum cleaner.
I'm sure you make your partner very happy when you suck blow and get thrown in the closet ๐
Its an old yo mama joke.
Contraceptive section? ๐
I'll be honest. Never been to a Walmart.
But surely there isn't a section for that. Surely it's in the "Health" section, not with it own sign dangling from the roof.
"Excuse me? Can you point me to the Don't Fuck Up While Horny section?"
"Sure. See the signs? 40 aisles that way, after Humming Fish Bowls, you can't miss it. HUGE Condom Man mascot."
What constitutes a "section"? There are definitely signs in stores that say "family planning" and there's several items grouped together with guaranteed shelf space. This is true in Walmart and most any other stores that carry products like that.
Nope.
Been to and lived in many countries on this planet.
These things are usually just a few shelves in a general health area. Depending on the country, kind of hdden in a way to not draw attention to the customer wanting to buy magnums or the day after pill.
Ongoing contraception is usually just picked up from the pharmacy or delivered.
Okay you're just wrong and didn't even engage with what I said. They label those sections in the US commonly, maybe usually, but I'm not arguing about something this stupid so have fun โ๏ธ
Sorry for not fully engaging about this topic and referring to world experiences instead.
Clearly I'm not taking this seriously enough for you, and I apologise.
Oh, wait. No, you got it in the end. Let's be friends.