what to do with 2+ pounds of butter patties? (lemmy.ml)

submitted 3 days ago by solrize@lemmy.ml to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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I mean those little foil wrapped squares of butter, maybe 10 grams each, like you get with your dinner roll at a restaurant. Because reasons, I have 100+ of those things in the freezer. I use a square or two now and then but I'm not big into butter most of the time.

What's something I can do with this butter? That probably means cook or bake something, as I expect the local Goodwill won't take it. I doubt that a food bank would take it either, though maybe that's worth a try (any idea)? I have a pressure cooker (instant pot) and an oven/range but not much cooking gear.

Thanks for any suggestions. Funny ones are fine.

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[-] not@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 2 days ago

Reverse pickpocket! Walk around and put butter in people's pockets!

[-] redhorsejacket@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

This is arguably the least practical advice in here, but also the funniest. Bonus points if you can do it to the same stranger multiple days in a row.

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