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pauses massive bong rip

Wait what this doesn't sound like reality

checks

Hmmm

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[-] swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 98 points 3 days ago

Corporations

[-] WhatAmLemmy@lemmy.world 39 points 3 days ago

You know... Morons.

"I install the malware to protec me from malware"

[-] urushitan@kakera.kintsugi.moe 39 points 3 days ago

It’s just gonna be part of security audit theater. “Prove your organization is [x] compliant.”

IT: you have to use windows so we can add your computer to intune

Developer: no

IT: Microsoft pls

Microsoft: Ok it’s on Linux now, that’ll be another seat license for clamav wrapped in our logo or something

IT: omg we’re so secure

Auditing company: omg they’re so secure

[-] moldy_rice@piefed.keyboardvagabond.com 3 points 3 days ago

Wait til you learn about EDR like crowd strike

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