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[-] brem@lemmy.world 5 points 12 hours ago

The sultry wench meets your lustful gaze and throws the sword towards you. It sticks into a crusty picture of a large breasted demon, right between her boobs.

A donkey comes bursting into your room (ass first) and asks if you are okay. Seeing the blade, it turns it's donkey head towards you and asks if you are actually ready to venture further into the mouth of madness?

Do you follow the donkey? Or do you decide to invent bassoon?

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 11 hours ago

Assure ass in the affirmative

[-] brem@lemmy.world 4 points 10 hours ago

The donkey affirmatively assures you in solidarity, crawling into bed with you.

Unfortunately, the donkey is rather large for a donkey and rolls over, causing you to asphyxiate.

You have suffocated by donkey. Evil overtakes the kingdom as your skeleton becomes a donkey's body pillow.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 10 hours ago
[-] brem@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago

Enter new name. 4 characters only. Choose a new class+, Steve Buscemi or Steve Martin.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 10 hours ago
[-] brem@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago

You spring to life standing in the middle of a dark & damp pub, next to a friendly looking man who is offering you a towel.

He introduces himself as "Ford" and urges you to take the towel, meanwhile commenting on how you resemble Steve Buscemi.

Do you take the towel or reach into the pocket of your robe for some analgesics?

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 9 hours ago

Take towel, sass that hoopy frood Ford Prefect

[-] brem@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

Ford sticks out an experienced thumb and after a somewhat messy pop sound you are both surrounded with a very brilliant & somewhat comfortable white light.

You are now standing inside a rather small refrigerator of a very Froody vessel.

Do you attempt to:

  1. Open the refrigerator

  2. Make a sandwich

Or

  1. Take the analgesic from the pocket of your robe ( which is now frantically screaming "Eat me, Arse!")
[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 7 hours ago

Take analgesic

[-] fraksken@infosec.pub 2 points 10 hours ago

Mmm ... Mmm ... Mmaster ... Is that you?

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