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cross-posted from: https://hexbear.net/post/9817394

Miss Rachel is metal

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[-] the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 19 points 1 hour ago

James is a fucking coward and metallica is shit.

I never got over having my Napster account blocked because I had one of their shit songs.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 58 minutes ago

I mean, that was back when they were still making good music afair..

Their anti piracy crusade still made them shit overall, of course, especially Ulrich.

[-] brem@lemmy.world 1 points 35 minutes ago

I'm not afraid to say that it's my honest opinion that Metallica hasn't had a good album (musically) since "...and Justice For All."

Load/Reload struggled to give us anything other than radio shill & everything after that was empty & hollow.

Pan-fucking-Tera & Slayer spanked them so hard they had to use cum & blood (allegedly) for anyone to give a shit, and that was just album covers.

Don't even get me started about the album without any solos. It's wasn't necessary to include solos, but they made it obvious they chose not to.

[-] brem@lemmy.world 1 points 42 minutes ago

Dre too, fuck that dude as well.

[-] justlemmyin@lemmy.world 5 points 50 minutes ago

Did Metallica do a sheeran?

[-] brem@lemmy.world 3 points 29 minutes ago

I've not liked Metallica since well before Ed was ever first called a ginger cunt. Ed probably wasn't even born when I started my brigade against those hacks.

[-] alapakala@quokk.au 1 points 25 minutes ago

Can't wait for the single Ms Rachael metal sing along “𝕾𝕺𝕷𝕴𝕯𝕬𝕽𝕴𝕿𝖄 𝕴𝕾 𝕱𝕺𝕽 𝕰𝖁𝕰𝕽𝖄𝕺𝕹𝕰!”

[-] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 hour ago

What is this supposed to mean?

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 hour ago

Probably has to do with this bullshit from Hetfield.

As a bonus, here's an article about Roger Waters rightfully calling him out for it.

[-] ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org 3 points 29 minutes ago

With the floodgates open, there was no stopping Waters

Heh

[-] brem@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

"All in all it was

Metallica suckin' Jewish balls"

(matzah)

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

*Israeli/Zionist

Important distinction worth sacrificing the matzah connection..

[-] brem@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Soup is a powerful metaphor under any circumstance. Even genocide.

[-] brem@lemmy.world 8 points 1 hour ago

Metallica are a bunch of lame ass sellout mofos that stole credit for their best works from Dave Mustaine, made a huge fuss about Napster & then went on to write a series of increasingly terrible albums; eventually pretending to be rebels from the safety of their mansions.

[-] brem@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

I saw that too, and took a screenshot as well. So either you are going through my pictures & posting them ...or we are really close at dragging the screenshot square the same way....

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 hour ago

Nah, I'm just crossposting a good post to a community I think will appreciate it 🤷🏻

[-] brem@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

No worries, friend

You have passed the test

(Hands over rusty sword with handle covered in cheese dust)

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 hour ago

accepts it, puzzled

This trombone has a weird shape..

[-] brem@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

..........................

.... ..

You are faced with a dusted cheesy hilt of a magical sword and a mouthpiece of a wind-instrument

A green hat & ocarina sit on a shelf next to a pile of crusty socks & a picture of a blonde princess with pointy ears.

Outside the window of the mildewed room, you see a lake with another sultry wench. She is holding the blade of a sword.

Choose.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 57 minutes ago
[-] brem@lemmy.world 3 points 50 minutes ago

The sultry wench meets your lustful gaze and throws the sword towards you. It sticks into a crusty picture of a large breasted demon, right between her boobs.

A donkey comes bursting into your room (ass first) and asks if you are okay. Seeing the blade, it turns it's donkey head towards you and asks if you are actually ready to venture further into the mouth of madness?

Do you follow the donkey? Or do you decide to invent bassoon?

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 55 seconds ago

Assure ass in the affirmative

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