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[-] fistac0rpse@fedia.io 31 points 1 day ago

the punishment should be a week in the stockade in the town square where people pelt you with rotten fruit, but this is a good start

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 day ago

Nah, people just come by one hour at a time and blast their favorite Playlist.

[-] whatthey@feddit.uk 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Why?

Just have a public jukebox and people can pick songs that are played out into headphones around the offender.

[Cues up Cotton Eye Joe 300 times]

[-] DakRalter@thelemmy.club 1 points 5 hours ago

Nah, a couple of Ed Sheeran tracks and they'll be screaming for mercy.

[-] azimir@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 day ago

I listen to Scottish bagpipes voluntarily. I would love to help others discover how wonderful the genre is. Holding them in the stockade until Stockholm Syndrome kicks in will help make converts.

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 4 points 23 hours ago

It's precisely what this genre needs for a revival especially since it was banned in the Geneva convention for wartime use.

[-] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 2 points 21 hours ago

... and up next, "The Birdie Song" 300 times

[-] whatthey@feddit.uk 2 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

I'm a Monster....

after that I'm putting on "Crazy Frog" for 300 plays.

[-] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 1 points 14 hours ago

If they were still conscious, I'd recommend 300 plays of Black Lace's "Agadoo".

[-] aldhissla@beehaw.org 4 points 1 day ago

Found Satan ☝️

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