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[-] simbico@lemmy.zip 49 points 5 days ago
[-] brotundspiele@sh.itjust.works 26 points 5 days ago

I think we can be pretty sure that he was no T-Rex though. I've never seen someone try, but I'm confident that you can't crucify them with their short arms.

[-] TachyonTele_Esq@piefed.social 5 points 4 days ago

You really had me going at first. But then you dropped the truth bomb in that last sentence.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

maybe Jesus mk 1 was a t-rex (not Korean, like Best Jesus) and didn't have the upper body strength to protect His flock from meteors

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