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Omnipotence with variable geometry (lemmy.nz)

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[-] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 21 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

God is only omnipotent when trying to convince atheist to join. Once in you find out god is broke AF and needs your money to get anything done.

Plus you also need seed money to give to a traveling preacher who totally isn't grifting you when he says putting your seed money on this blanket will get you a brand new Cadillac just like his.

Don't forget to donate to the antichrist you worked hard to get elected because god can't help the tyrannical cheeto without your money.

this post was submitted on 22 Oct 2026

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