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Several Linux Kernel Vulnerabilities Accidentally Posted To Public Kernel Mailing List (www.phoronix.com)
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[-] stembolts@programming.dev 39 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I only program in Excel conditional statements and I never get these vulnerabilities.

Excel is therefore proven the most secure coding language, and like a Swiss pocket knife it doubles as an industrial grade database.

(pats hood) Listen to that xls(x) purrr..

Oh no sorry I can't show you right now, I had to open my spreadsheet so it'll be a few hours til I can start work.

[-] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 20 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

https://youtube.com/watch?v=IrVA1BBHFHw&ra=m

Oh, sorry, I couldn’t hear you over this BITCHING ROLLER COASTER BUILT IN EXCEL

I got sent an excel file with a full volumetric heat diffusion simulation once, and it was most impressive thing until I heard about this roller coaster

[-] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

Chris Sawyer really went off the deep end after programming RCT in assembly.

[-] stembolts@programming.dev 5 points 3 days ago

What. The. Fuck.

Amazing

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