Palantir assures Europe it won’t abruptly cut off its services like SpaceX did (english.nv.ua)

submitted 4 days ago by supersquirrel@lemmy.ca to c/nottheonion@sh.itjust.works

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“But as concerns Palantir, I can provide categorical reassurance that where customers have bought our software, they are in full operational ‌control of ⁠that software. There are no kill switches. There's no ability for Palantir or the U.S. government to reach in and switch it off.”

...and I have an onion to sell you if you believe that for even a second.

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[-] supersquirrel@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

A pinky promise but we can do it right now right this second remote with you!

We will wait until you stick your pinky out and a Palantir agent will on cue stick their pinky out and you can remotely through encrypted surveillance means we have already previously implemented on you, pinky promise to never abruptly cut off services!

See wasn't that easy? Don't you feel better now?

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