Palantir assures Europe it won’t abruptly cut off its services like SpaceX did (english.nv.ua)

submitted 4 days ago by supersquirrel@lemmy.ca to c/nottheonion@sh.itjust.works

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“But as concerns Palantir, I can provide categorical reassurance that where customers have bought our software, they are in full operational ‌control of ⁠that software. There are no kill switches. There's no ability for Palantir or the U.S. government to reach in and switch it off.”

...and I have an onion to sell you if you believe that for even a second.

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[-] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 17 points 4 days ago

The thing is... Palantir should be cut off, but by nato

[-] bitteroldcoot@piefed.social 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

There will be no interruption of service….. unless trump tells them to.

Like he did with starlink.

[-] SW42@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

Is that like a pinky promise or a trust me bro?

[-] supersquirrel@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

A pinky promise but we can do it right now right this second remote with you!

We will wait until you stick your pinky out and a Palantir agent will on cue stick their pinky out and you can remotely through encrypted surveillance means we have already previously implemented on you, pinky promise to never abruptly cut off services!

See wasn't that easy? Don't you feel better now?

[-] EnsignWashout@startrek.website 5 points 3 days ago

Lol. Oh, categorical assurance from a probable sociopath. I'll set it mext to certain sweepstakes winnings I'm still waiting to see, behind the pile of political reforms I have been promised, over the years.

Also, I am ready to buy that onion.

[-] thefluffiest@feddit.nl 2 points 3 days ago

They won’t, until they do

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