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Sacred fortune cookies (lemmy.nz)

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[-] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 21 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

No, it’ll be glossy instead of absorbent.

Exactly like how this ad cookie uses different paper than a fortune cookie.

[-] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Yeah isn't normal fortune cookie paper that kind of paper because it absorbs water very quickly...so you could chew and swallow it easily without really noticing (and without having any significant potential harm to bowels or airway)?

What are the odds someone choked on one of these?

[-] arrow74@lemmy.zip 15 points 13 hours ago

You just know that paper made the cookie taste weird too

[-] ToastedRavioli@midwest.social 6 points 13 hours ago

Thankfully, the genius of Polymarket will allow you to bet on whether or not their fortune cookie ad campaign will result in casualties

[-] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 3 points 12 hours ago

I hope the casualties are the people who came up with and approved this idea.

this post was submitted on 26 Oct 2026

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