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[-] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 3 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

Yeah isn't normal fortune cookie paper that kind of paper because it absorbs water very quickly...so you could chew and swallow it easily without really noticing (and without having any significant potential harm to bowels or airway)?

What are the odds someone choked on one of these?

[-] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Also the ink is food-grade soy-based. But now if it's doing color and logos, it raises the question -- what dirty warehouse inkjet printer is it printing from now.

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