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High on flu drugs and no racist rants.. Woah! And also clarity! Woah!
Clarity there was luck.
I've been doing some accidental cunkposting here and there.
Cunk! No! Please never
The Ancient Greeks died out when they suddenly realized they were all made of marble, and stopped breathing and moving. They're still there, you can touch 'em and give 'em high fives, they like that, they smile inside. But outside they're dead. That's how you know. They got that "encased inside marble" bit about them that must be rough to live with.
Bruh! I need moar
Milk comes in many different forms: powdered, condensed, beef, and if one were to mix the three forms together, they would get six percent milk. I tried it once, it was a bit much, but I like ice cream and ice cream is even more milk and less water than that, so I think I just have to keep going with the whole enmilkening thing.
Are these quotes?
How do you mean?
Are these cunk quotes or are these your creations? I can't tell them apart
They’re mine, and thanks a lot!